The Case Against The Celebrity Fragrance

In the category of Hell to the No, this tidbit from this morning's E! Online News First Look:

Marilyn Manson telling Women's Wear Daily he is in talks with a "major" cosmetics company to launch his own fragrance early next year.

I'd make a joke about this, but I blew out a few brain cells from smelling Fantasy Britney Spears at Macy's the other day.

UPDATE, 10/13/05, 1:15 PM: Apparently the Irish Examiner (quoted in Now Smell This) says that Mr. Brian Werner really is serious about this fragrance thing. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to anoint my monitor with myrrh.