About That List

I've been trying to avoid writing The List (yes, THE List) for many reasons, most of which involve its exhaustive length (...hee) and my continuing attempt to maintain a sense of common decency on this blog. Then again, when you consider that I write so much about hot guys, I guess it's about time that I finally committed the list to HTML.

(Note: As with many Lists, this is always subject to being updated upon short notice.) 


...So what is this I hear about the brute force of mighty sword-wielding Scotsmen?
(Screencap: mine; photo originally published on Esquire.com)


THE CURRENT LIST: 
  • Jeremy Renner 
  • Nathan Fillion
  • Jason Statham 
  • Gerard Butler
  • Matthew Macfadyen
  • Idris Elba
  • Jon Hamm 
  • Edward Norton
  • Channing Tatum 
  • Jeffrey Donovan
  • Orlando Bloom
THE HALL OF FAME LIST: 
  • Peter Sarsgaard (recently added) 
  • George Clooney
  • Johnny Depp
  • Colin Firth  
  • Julian Sands
  • Aga Muhlach
  • LL Cool J
  • Dennis Quaid
THE "OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY FATHER, BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME" LIST: 
  • Hugh Laurie
  • Bruce Springsteen
  • Jaime Augusto Zobel de Ayala
  • Stellan Skarsgard
  • Alan Rickman
THE "OY, JAILBAIT!" LIST:

...And this is why I am here, mga repapips.
  • Gerald Anderson
  • Drake
  • Taylor Lautner
  • Neil Etheridge
  • LeBron James
THE "WOULD BE HOTTER WITH A BIT MORE MATURITY" LIST: 
  • Rafe Spall
  • James Younghusband
  • Matthew Morrison
  • Jason Segel
    THE "HOT JUST FOR SHOWING UP" LIST:
    • Coco Martin
    • Jonny Lee Miller
    • Ian Somerhalder
    • Ed Westwick 
    • Derek Ramsay
    • Craig Ferguson 
    • Daniel Henney 
    • James Marsden
    • Denzel Washington
    THE "MUCH HOTTER FOR BEING AN AWESOME HUMAN BEING" LIST: 
    • Gaz Holgate, Justin Coveney, Oliver Saunders, Jake Letts...and, for that matter, the rest of the Philippine Volcanoes (Men's 7s) Rugby Team
    • Matt Damon
    • Simon Baker
    • Gilles Marini
    • Josh Holloway
    • Conan O'Brien
    • Every single member of The Eraserheads
    • Roger Federer
    • Gary Sinise
    THE "ANNOYING-HOT" LIST: 
    • Bob Blumer
    • Michael Weatherly
    • Shemar Moore
    • Dingdong Dantes
    • Cristiano Ronaldo
    THE "YES, I'LL DEFINITELY NEED THAT DISINFECTANT" LIST: 

    But I knew that haircut would get your attention, Mei!
    • Seth Rogen
    • David Walliams 
    • Kiefer Sutherland 
    • Timothy Hutton 
    • Ludacris 
    ...and finally: THE ANTI-LIST! (mostly people removed from the list for obvious reasons)
    • Jude Law
    • Al Gore
    • Keith Olbermann
    • Gabby Concepcion
    • David Caruso
    • Evan Lysacek