Giving New Meaning to the Words "Pump and Lift"

New Zealand issues the call...



And Fiji takes up the challenge...



And the whole entire time, all I can think about is, "Dagnabbit, will somebody please send me those sugar-free cookies from Food Hole Whole Foods that don't taste like styrofoam?"

For the rest of you who enjoy Polynesian deliciousness of a different kind: New Zealand vs. Tonga.



(Sorry, guys: Next to the hotness of the All Blacks, there's no way I can follow this up with a video of the all-undergrad University of Hawaii football team performing the ha`a. Here it is, though.)