A Pump and Lift Special: Surprising Wardrobe Item of The Month

Confirmed: In a matter of weeks, I will be on an airplane on my way to Auckland, to visit my family in New Zealand. And not only that, but I will also be spending a few days in Sydney afterwards for more recreation time before flying back to Manila.

Also confirmed: I can totally fit into THIS.

Ladies and gentlemen, my Dad's vintage Burberry jacket, which I've been trying to pull off for the last ten or so years. Not only does it fit me now - after years of not being able to button it over my paunch - but it's actually a little roomy for me.

Let's look at the tag again, shall we?

We'll just let the picture speak for itself.