As much as I try to be pleasant and diplomatic, you know... if any of these things would Just Go Away, I'd so totally appreciate it, really. Thanks.
Jessica Simpson
Blog spammers
Laguna Beach
Every single person involved with or are currrently covering the Natalee Holloway case
Kim Gennaula and her fake-sincere attempts to make anything "newsworthy"
And while I'm on the subject of Hawaii media - shut up, Honolulu Weekly and your "coverage" of the Issues The Other Papers Won't Put On Their Front Page Like Their Lives Depended On It
Which reminds me: shut up, people who get interviewed on Honolulu Weekly so they can bitch about how bad radio has gotten in the last few years - all right, we get it, and now can we move on?
And while I'm at it - shut up, tech-illiterate people in Hawaii's music industry who bitch about "downloading" without realizing that iTunes is completely legal
Those "Christian" "covers" of Top 40 songs that were irritating the first time around
Seth McFarlane
Sales clerks who leave the PA system on at discount stores
Anyone who tries to over-analyze Arrested Development, or any TV show for that matter (unless said TV show is all eleventy chapters of "Trapped in the Closet" shown in complete succession, in which case... Oh my God, a rubber!) *
*EDITED 10/7/2005, 9:58 AM HST: Okay, AD fans, you can close your email windows now. I understand that overanalyzing is half the fun sometimes, but I'm the kind of person who just wants to watch and laugh, not watch and double-analyze GOB's spiritual motivations or whatnot. So yes, go ahead and get deep on Arrested Development - but getting deep on NCIS or Two and a Half Men? That's just wrong, yo. And: Oh my God, a rubber!
People who won't stop telling me, "Come on, Mei, you're only in your twenties" - um, hello, I'm already in grad school, I have my own apartment, I'm not dating anyone - what the heck else do you want me to do, people?
"My humps, my humps, my humps"
OK! Magazine
Hoodia Gordonii
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UPDATE: Remember that rant about Christians in this entry? I took that out, too, because no matter how many times I read it, I still don't see the point in it all. My apologies.
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