Is This the Holy Grail?

Taken from (where else?) the official Bumpits website.

I just love the note on the end that says "Bumpits are not edible."

Also, I've heard from folks who have Bumpits (and have owned them way before Jersey Shore started airing) that they're actually not that bad. I'm just holding judgement until I'm quite sure that the results will not make me look like I'm suffering from a massive head tumor.