The Case Against The Grammys

I kid you not - here, nominated for the Grammys along with Martin Scorsese's No Direction Home and videos for Bruce Springsteen, Brian Wilson, and the Ramones, is this magnum opus:

Category 108

Best Long Form Music Video
(For video album packages consisting of more than one song or track. Award to the Artist and to the Video Director/Producer of at least 51% of the total playing time.)

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Trapped In The Closet (Chapters 1-5 )
R. Kelly
R. Kelly & Jim Swaffield, video directors; Ann Carli, video producer
[Jive Records/Zomba Label Group]

There is only one thing on my mind right now: Oh my God, a remake... remake... remake...