Friday, December 09, 2005

The Case for the Random Unpopular Opinion

Even though she just happens to be dating somebody I happen to like (lucky duck), I do think that Maggie Gyllenhaal is pretty, and talented. I just wish she would invest in (a) bronzer, (b) an IPEX bra, and (c) a decent pair of jeans, so I won't have to keep mistaking her for Jake in drag.

Also, I wish she would just eat a steak or two once in a while. And let Peter do the same.

2 comments:

the addict said...

Rock on, Hawaiian lady. Maggie had better get wise to the notion that if she doesn't tan, support, and tailor, she is going to lose Peter to you in the blink of an eye. :)

meimei said...

Exactly! And what drives me nuts is that Maggie and I are roughly the same age, yet the way she dresses - especially with her refusal to provide support for her chestal area - makes her look frumpier and more haggard. It's enough to make me pity the poor thing.